PORTFOLIONUKED
One Click. One Moment of Weakness.
Portfolio vaporized instantly. That's the dream of every paper hand. Watch your life savings disappear in real-time.
Portfolio Loss
100%
Confidence Level
0%
Regret Factor
∞
Sleep Quality
RIP
Why You'll Love Getting Rugged
Instant Obliteration
One click and your portfolio enters the void. No hesitation, no mercy.
Real-Time Pain
Watch your unrealized gains evaporate live on the blockchain. Maximum emotional damage.
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